Reading Critical Essays on Hamlet

Author: Because the bad woman makes of Hyperion (Hamlet's father) a satyr (Claudius), of Hercules a Hamlet, then by the chiastic terms of the analogy she makes of Hamlet a lascivious satyr like Claudius. Of a self-possessed man she makes the effeminate coward that is Hamlet's consistent self-identification when taking stock of himself in the first four soliloquies.
Me: (keeps reading, pauses)
Me: ...What the hell did I just read?

A conversation in my mouth

other teeth: well look who decided to show up
twelve-year molars: OH HAY GUISE WATS GOIN ON

Tonight as I was walking down the hallway to my room I glanced up because I thought there was light reflecting on the hinge of the attic pulldown stair but then I realized that it’s actually light shining through the cracks of the attic trapdoor and that either

a) I left the light on the last time I went up there or

b) There is a serial rapist killer monster pedophile escaped convict who has been living in the attic for months and now that I have discovered his secret he will come down in the middle of the night and murder me in my sleep

  • By Your Hand

By Your Hand

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

First time listening to this song and I’m in love.

By Your Hand - Los Campesinos!

Something that fascinates me right now: Salt flats.

Something that fascinates me right now:

Salt flats.

Hunger Games/Video Games song

I love this beyond words.